James's One-Shot Letter! (Patreon)

Hi, Patrons! Hope this new week finds you safe and healthy. We're back to canonical episodes this week, but I wanted to share all the letters I wrote for our one shot from the last couple weeks. Hope it helps shade in the world a little bit for all of you who listened. Here's the one I sent James to help inform Alodar! Thank you all for your support!

"Hail and well met, corporate adventurer! Thank you for your interest in Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion packages! Durango Steeleye is the FIRST name in curated novice adventuring from Aboleth to Zombie, and we GUARANTEE a top notch quest designed specifically to the needs of our corporate adventurers. Read on for a PERSONAL note from Durango Steeleye himself!

"Greetings ALODAR NEBRIX! Let me be the first to welcome you to your BEGINNERS COURSE IN TACTICAL ADVENTURING FEATURING OPTIONAL TAVERN TALES ADD-ON. Quite the appetite for excitement you have, ALODAR. Visitors to Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion park often ask me what to expect from their first visit and you know what I tell them, ALODAR? Expect the unexpected! Prepare yourself for anything as you and your party set out into a haunted forest to rescue some lost townsfolk. This encounter is based on one of my early career accomplishments when I was still working my way up as a traveling monster hunter. Thrills abound in this totally immersive actual haunted forest! Hope you've stocked up on holy water at the Durango Steeleye official outfitter and supply post! The Optional Tavern Tales Add-On (TM) features... well I won't give it away. Let's just say you won't be short on material to impress a crowd... or that special someone... next time you find yourself over a pint. Do your best not to get spooked or skewered*, and I'll see you in the adventurer's lodge!"

*Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible for any and all bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death. Please adventure responsibly!

Upon arrival at Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park, proceed immediately to the front desk, where an adventuring associate will ask you to present your Excursion badge. These badges are non-transferable and good for one (1) excursion per corporate adventurer. Your badge number and party group will be used to sort you into the proper excursion. DO NOT LOSE YOUR BADGE. There will be no refunds for lost badges. 

BADGE NUMBER: 26
PARTY GROUP: A-43

Once sorted into your excursion party, please follow instruction by your excursion guide. Your guide will be the leader of the excursion and not listening to his/her instructions could result in bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death, for which Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible. Listen to the guide at all times! 

Lastly, be sure to thank your sponsor for your excursion! Thank you to ALODAR NEBRIX for sponsoring ALODAR NEBRIX! You're the real hero!

Thank you and we'll see you in the Adventurer's Lodge!"

 Joel / Mupagroop's Letter