Welcome Letters from The Bonus Episode! (Patreon)

Hi Patrons,

I'm gonna post the "welcome letters" I sent the Team last week when we recorded our one shot bonus episode here on the patreon starting with Joel's below! You got the whole episode last week, but part 2 of the edited version will be released tomorrow to the public. All other rewards will be coming soon as we are still adjusting to *gestures broadly*... this. 

Hope you enjoy these little peaks into these new characters!

Hail and well met, corporate adventurer!

Thank you for your interest in Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion packages! Durango Steeleye is the FIRST name in curated novice adventuring from Aboleth to Zombie, and we GUARANTEE a top notch quest designed specifically to the needs of our corporate adventurers. Read on for a PERSONAL note from Durango Steeleye himself! 

"Greetings MÜPAGROOP (LAST NAME REDACTED)! Let me be the first to welcome you to your MUNICIPALLY MANDATED MAGIC-FREE DRY OUT PERIOD. Don't despair, MÜPAGROOP, some of my greatest adventures came under the strictest of restraints. Though you may have been sent here due to OVER USE OF MAGICAL ENERGIES RELATING TO OR DIRECTLY INVOLVING THE UNDEAD, CORPSE REANNIMATION, AND/OR THE UNNATURAL EXTENSION OR REVIVING OF LIFE AND/OR DEATH, that doesn't mean you can't have a simply splendid adventure without any of those things! Your VILLAGE OR MUNICIPALITY WITH POPULATION UNDER 5000 SOULS values your services, and simply wishes you to better understand how to use the skills you have studied so hard to obtain for the betterment of the village, not yourself. I have come across many hedgewizards in my travels, and I have known them to be some of the finest people in all the known world. I'm sure I'll be counting you among their ranks soon, MÜPAGROOP (LAST NAME REDACTED). The Durango Steeleye official outfitter and supply post is full of non-magical essentials to make your adventure as fulfilling as possible! Also, consider The Optional Tavern Tales Add-On (TM) so you can go back to your VILLAGE AND OR MUNICIPALITY WITH POPULATION UNDER 5000 SOULS full of the choicest adventuring stories! Do your best not to get spooked or skewered*, and I'll see you in the adventurer's lodge!"

*Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible for any and all bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death. Please adventure responsibly!

Upon arrival at Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park, proceed immediately to the front desk, where an adventuring associate will ask you to present your Excursion badge. These badges are non-transferable and good for one (1) excursion per corporate adventurer. Your badge number and party group will be used to sort you into the proper excursion. DO NOT LOSE YOUR BADGE. There will be no refunds for lost badges. 

BADGE NUMBER: 264
PARTY GROUP: A-43

Once sorted into your excursion party, please follow instruction by your excursion guide. Your guide will be the leader of the excursion and not listening to his/her instructions could result in bodily harm, spiritual harm, magical alteration of any kind, or death, for which Durango Steeleye's Excitement and Team-Building Excursion Park is not responsible. Listen to the guide at all times! 

Lastly, be sure to thank your sponsor for your excursion! Thank you to VILLAGE OF BREKSTINGBURTLE ALDERMAN'S OFFICE for sponsoring MÜPAGROOP (LAST NAME REDACTED)! You're the real hero!

Thank you and we'll see you in the Adventurer's Lodge!