Before & After - Halloween Ends (Patreon)

We're back again and this time we're reviewing Halloween Ends. AKA Halloween 3, AKA Halloween 4, AKA Halloween 13, AKA Halloween How Michael Got His Groove Back.

It's time to fucking stop. When you need an info graphic like this to figure out what fucking movie is part of which continuity it's time to call it quits. I mean look at this.

What's worse is we all know they're going to reboot again, or soft reboot as only a sequel to Halloween III Season of the witch because the Akkaad family has nothing to their name except this absolutely bullshit franchise Until this becomes a fucking constellation of such dogshit they cannot make a single more cent. Then here comes the Amazon Original Series. HADDONFIELD. See how Michael Myers grew up to become the International Man of Mystery.

So here we are, the photoshop hubris ending to the Halloween Franchise. "Halloween (Final_1 Updated 2018 Final ENDS)" Once again Laurie Strode is going to once again confront her tormentor for once again the final time. Stay tuned for 2038s Halloween Dies, the definitive sequel to Halloween 1978 that will ignore Halloween 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, H20, Ressurection, Halloween, 2, Halloween, Kills, Ends, The Baby Sitter Murders, Baby Sitter Murders 2 Hospital Boogaloo, Baby Sitter Murders 3 The Final Countdown, and finally Halloween (2035) which was a modern reboot that audiences didn't love. Jamie Lee Curtis is back and Michael is a shambling corpse, see it this HALLOWEEN!

I cannot fathom why at any point in my life I ever found Michael Myers scary.

In closing.

Recommend?

Tim: Absolutely Not
Tab: Kill Me