Episode 307 - Eye Candy (Patreon)
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Welcome back HWIDG fans the rotation continues and Tony is back, the studio is more festive, and more importantly we're talking about...
- Horror Movie Eye Violence
- Ghost Tours
It's a deep seated human need to protect our eyes. They're the windows to to soul, but more importantly without eyes it would be a lot harder to pee your name into the snow. And horror films exploit this need and turn it into fear by constantly showing horrible eye violence, now maybe you're like Tony and you fear eye violence, or maybe you're like me and you enjoy that Tony will squirm when he sees eye violence. Either way we can all agree these slasher films need to get way more fuckin creative with their eye violence.
You're on vacation in a city a few decades older than you one you live in, what better way to kill and evening that hitting a bar or eleven and taking in the night life. What's that? You don't want to go get black out drunk? You want to go into a blacked out room and see if you hear ghosts moaning in an old hotel. Well you're the one doing the dick sucking around here so I guess that's fine. 3 liquorless hours later you're back in the hotel, and too fucking tired to pay off your end of the bargain! Maybe next time a ghost will blow me.
All that plus unique methods of Suicide, what HWIDG host has a hate symbol in his studio, getting banned from Online dating, and some choice voicemails about some very very specific co-workers.