Bonus Episode 46 - Criminally Unfunny (Patreon)

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, four serial rapists named Randy, yet each with their own fetish, namely these;

- Unsolved Mysteries
- Photo Mode
- Cake
- Good Accents

Believe me what you remember from your youth, not at all representative of Unsolved Mysteries. Sure there's a lot of rapes, murders, kidnapping, and combinations of the three, and of course you have ghosts, alien abductions, and missing person reports, but it's not just escaped convicts in your neighborhood, psychic mediums predicting your death, and evidence that you may have been secretly put up for adoption. There's a ton of wholesome content in Unsolved Mysteries, like "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

You know those moments playing a video game where you feel like a god among mortals? Well what if you could capture that feeling and put it in a framed photo above the mantle instead of pictures of your worthless kids? Well boy do I have the video game feature for you!

I want a desert with a fluffy filling and some sweeeeeeeeet icing. It's high fat, and delicious, and eaten with a fork. With candles that shine like justice, and a filling that is dark like outer space. It's tons of flavors, from chocolate to carrot. And comes in all forms from balls to cupcakes.

Oi dew yew feckin know wha tha feck thois fellas in uva cuntries is sayin? Caz I sheewer dunt.

All that and more on this months bonus episode!