Bonus Episode 38 - Heaven is for Real (Patreon)

Welcome back HWIDG-ets to December's completely non-holiday themed bonus episode. We're sitting with the A/C cranked and listening to Jimmy Buffet while talking about,

Shopping
Youtube Tutorials
Taskmaster
Cameras

Shopping it's not just for girls anymore. Also you can do it from your own home. What's that old axiom, it's better to want and not have or something like that? I remember that well because there was this awesome Mr. Freeze action figure when I was a kid that I really wanted, every time we went shopping I'd go look at it. Turns out it wasn't as cool as I imagined, wish I had just kept shopping for it instead.

Do you want to know how to make your own podcast? There's a youtube tutorial for that. Actually good tutorials is the silver lining on an increasingly shitty service. The internet was supposed to be this new frontier where ideas traveled instantly across the globe, but faggots like the people at patreon can't allow new ideas so instead we get stuck with top ten shades of green for your dogs private bathroom.

Taskmaster is a show that Tim watches, it sounds really weird, and it sounds like if I was on the show, my only task would be to break the legs of the host on TV.

Why is it that so many security cameras were installed in 1987 and then never updated? We see these videos of robberies and it looks like the thumb people from Spy Kids robbed the place it's so grainy and pixelated. You can get great cameras these days, recording in 4K. Mounted cameras sometimes capture pure gold, like Australian Dashcam Owners, or seeing the Amazon delivery person peel out on your lawn. Every year we take more photos than we have since the invention of the camera, that's time's person of the year, the fuckin camera.

Well that's it for the final Bonus Episode of 2019. Thanks for supporting the show this year and don't forget to go VOTE FOR JANUARY'S MOVIE COMMENTARY!