Minisode 21 - Shrinkage (Patreon)
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Thank you patrons for another month of support, in this recently washed and chilled podcast we're talking about...
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No Clocks in Games
Fifth Wheels
Surprise Family Visits
Why remove someone from something when there are millions of ways to just ignore them? It's because you're weak willed and a coward, plus you're probably afraid you're too stupid to be able to think for yourself if they start making too much sense. Oh well guess you better ban them.
What time is it, we often ask ourselves at 4 in the morning after killing everyone in the institute because they looked at you funny. Oh no, I have to be at work in 4 hours. Surely there is a better way! Ghost clock is here for you. Ghost clock just barely appears over your gaming session to let you know exactly how many hours you've wasted away!
Fifth Wheel travel trailers are for boomers who can't commit to a choice. They want to go camping, but they don't want to be outside. They want to have the freedom of driving a small vehicle, but they don't want to pay to stay somewhere. They want to bring their whole home with them, but they want it to be as inconvenient as possible to get anything. When an RV isn't good enough and a cabin is right out, enter the fifth wheel, a giant obstruction in traffic you should just drive off a cliff and live where it lands.
Hey your Mother's, Brother's, Son's, Step Mother's, Great Aunt's, adopted Ukrainian Secretly Adult Orphan is in town and guess who they want to have dinner with? That's right! It's you! So put all those plans you made all week to try and not strangle your coworker with his hideous clip on tie on hold, this is what you're doing for the foreseeable future!
That's what we have this month, thank you to all of our patrons here at HWIDG you make the show possible. Call in with your mini issues, at 704-750-9434 or post them in the discord!