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It's that time of year again, Valentine's Day, and what better way to say I love you than to take you sweetheart home, put on Starship Troopers and show her the perils of Facism in Spaaaaace!

This month our second commentary asks, "Do you want to live forever?" We definitely do, but only if Tim is allowed to take a nap in the middle of every film, and I can not run out of something to drink halfway through recording. So it's time to do your part, get your pocket nuke, and get to the drop ship for Starship Troopers!

Don't forget to submit your movie for March! 

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Craig W

Citizens! Today is a great day. On this day, Sky Marshalls Tab and Tim give their report from the front lines. Broadcast across the HWIDG Federal network, they will tell you about the dangers of bugs, cats, and one man's case of blue balls spanning galaxies. As the brave men and women of the Mobile Infantry protect us from the tyranny of Doogie Howser, do your part for your fellow man. Petition your local government body to replace Tab's Star Trek timer with a more efficient, more useful, 6th Day timer. It'll see way more action. Remember, patronage guarantees entertainment! Would you like to know more? Then check out this bonus commentary. It's content like this that made me the man I am today. So bite down hard and take your lashes, because for the next two and a half hours, we're all Starship Troopers.