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FINALLY! It’s that time of year again folks! Toss that beach chair and suntan lotion into a dumpster and set it on fire, because not only is it time for Halloween, it’s probably also a Thing monster! That’s right, this month we’re watching The Thing! Get your bourbon, your parkas, your roller skates, and your teeth fillings ready, because someone is secretly a hideous practical effect monster and the only way they can die is a flamethrower to the face.

And if that doesn’t sound exciting enough for you, stick around till the end to find out who calls who the n-word literally dozens of times! Hint: it’s not Kurt Russell to Keith David. Don’t forget to submit your suggestions for next month’s movie, keeping in mind we’ll be recording it just before Halloween day, so remember to keep it spooky!  

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Craig W

Here's your commentary Sir, and since it's October it's pumpkin spice flavored. No need to thank us! This month, patreons get to listen to commentary for not one, but two movies. Tab, Tim and special guest referee Todd sit down and watch not only John Carpenter's The Thing, but the remakequal from 2011. That's right, two movies for the price of one! Is it cabin fever? A subtle commentary on (not-so-terrestrial) illegal aliens? A leaked account of Norway's first strike against the United States in the infamous Colder-than-Cold War? And just who did use those racial slurs anyways? So folks, tie yourself to the couch and draw some blood samples, because tonight, we're gonna find out who's The Thing!