Let's Talk About This! 1 (Patreon)

Let's Talk about This! - or ‘How about we do less molestation and more conversation?’ (Monster Girl Quest x Minor!ShinMegamiTensei, SI)

I woke up in a forest. And I was wearing my usual working clothes.

This was not how I went to sleep yesterday and not where I should be sleeping at! Many would be able to easily recoil at the news of a potential isekai, but I wasn’t that optimistic. This shit was just too sudden for my tastes, and I wasted around twenty minutes just getting a proper grasp of what I had on myself before even considering exploring.

I had my small bag stuffed with my phone, tablet, my wallet, a water bottle, a towel (as it’s been raining randomly and I didn’t want to get wet while outdoors), an umbrella (same raining reason), and even a sunlight-powered charger.

This last one was something mom bought me last Christmas, and I never thought the day I would really need it, this one, would come so ‘soon’. After getting off the ground and checking with my phone if I could get any connection going- maybe a call home to see what the hell was up… Well, I learned that not only did I have no signal, but I had no internet connection.

“Well shit,” I grumbled at the first set of bad news. “I guess the best I got now is to walk and… hope to find someone.”

Before something finds me, at least.

I don’t know why, but I had this intense feeling that… something was not right with this forest. As if this place was not meant to feel so ‘heavy’ and ‘unpleasant’. Ignoring the feeling just enough to get going, I was soon up and walking around to try and find some man made dirt path that could get me out of there.

I may have water, but I needed food and shelter. Stuff that, albeit craftable from what the forest could give me, couldn’t safely be created without fearing a potential bad development due to how unpleasant this location was.

Ten minutes into the patrol and my attention was claimed by a rather eerie noise coming from around. A woman. A crying woman. That was literally a red flag for horror movies.

But I was in a spot where I could as well not be in a horror movie. Or rather, I was desperate enough to fall for this cliche if it meant there was a chance that this could lead me to some of the locals from a village near this forest.

My stroll ultimately stopped as I paused by some bushes that gave off to a small clearing. And soon my eyes were drawn to a female form. No clothes on her, but she wasn’t exactly ‘nude’. Not ‘properly nude’ at least. Her skin was transparent, and blue. The composition of her body was gelatinous, and yet resembling the one of a curvaceous woman and…

Is that a fucking Slime Girl?!

My brain was soon hurled into shock due to the unexpected sight. There was no doubt- this wasn’t an illusion or an hallucination. But how was that possible and, even better, how the hell did I end up in a situation where this was possible?

As I was busy grasping this shocking revelation, I unconsciously did a fuck up. I stepped on a branch, which led to a loud noise that drew the sobbing to a pause. The slime turned to look where I was standing.

Her face, initially showing a pained and upset look, morphed into a ugly angry expression.

“A-Another meanie!”

What?

Before I had the chance to back away, the Slime tackled me on the ground, her ‘soft’ arms and legs and tendrils being surprisingly stronger than they looked.

“W-Wait-”

“I am going to get some yummy seed from you,” She muttered quietly, angrily, and-

“W-Why?”

“I am thirsty.”

“For liquids?” I panicked and asked, the girl nodded. “I-I have water in my bag. Please, there’s- there’s no need to get hasty!”

Panic Panic PANIC!

The intense stare the Slime Girl gave me was quite peculiar. She was definitely thinking about this and then had one of her tendrils reach for the bag, retrieving the bottle and… uncorking it slowly before drinking its entire content.

I saw my only source of hydration getting drunk before my own eyes, used to preserve my body’s survival in the short-term. The Slime Girl let out a blissful sigh as she was done, pulling the bottle away.

“That was some nice water,” She said, beaming and then… humming at me. “Well, I suppose you’re not a meanie like that kid but… I am kind of hungry~.”

“N-Not enough to do the full course?” I asked, hoping that I could barter for my survival, and I saw her nod. “How about this, let’s make a deal.”

The Slime Girl perked at my words and offered a nod. “Let’s hear it.”

“So, I am in need to find civilization. Like, I am lost here in the forest since I am not from here-”

“You want me to be your guide? A monster girl?” She asked and I nodded.

“Is that a taboo or something?”

“The Faith says so,” She answered curtly.

“...I don’t worship whoever is the God or Goddess here,” I admitted calmly, surprise doubling within the Slime Girl’s expression. “Is that going to be a problem?”

“Nope! Still, what do you offer me in return to be your guide?”

“A blowjob once in a while, and then sex once we find ourselves somewhere private where we can’t be assaulted by… mean people?”

Her eyes lit up at the promise of debauchery, but I think I struck a good chord when I mentioned that mean people could be lurking around and potentially ruin her chance at a full and prolonged good time.

She didn’t even waste time nodding at my proposal. “Deal!”

Still, I had to get the ‘sweetener’ going. And while I wasn’t that happy that I was meant to pay a fee by letting her suck my cock whenever she ‘needed’, I knew it was better than getting milked dry from a random wild monster girl.

“I suppose you also want a first sample now?”

A double nod came from her, and soon she slipped slightly away so I could unfasted my pants and pull down my underwear. I wasn’t at full mast, but I was far from flaccid as the warmth produced by the blue slime was surprisingly inviting, same for the visual help provided by her large breasts. The sight of my dick was enough to draw an awed look from the Slime Girl.

Intriguing but I didn’t exactly have the so-called ‘bitch breaker’. I wasn’t small, and I didn’t have a cannon in my pants, but it was enough to be above average and enough to provide some delight to the monster girl.

Her wet gooey tongue was instantly taking a taste out of the hard shaft, a moment of ‘realization’ so to speak, and then she had her lips wrapped around the cockhead. I tensed up a bit, the strange feeling her mouth had made it feel like I was sticking my dick in something slimy but not unpleasant.

The pleasure exerted by the feeling of humping her face while she happily slurped and wrapped tightly against my cock was enough to remind me of a tight pussy. It was such good foreplay, that I provided the slime with lots of nutrients after half an hour of that slow and sloppy blowjob.

She was vacuuming the cum like a champ, leaving no stain out as she drank it greedily and hungrily. I saw the white ropes suddenly forming a tight sphere that traveled down her throat and then into her belly, slowly disintegrating as it was broken down and absorbed by the slime.

“Ah~” The girl sighed dreamily as she was done cleaning up my cock. “That was yummy, master.”

I nodded, then frowned. “Master?”

She giggled, “Well, while I am your guide for now, would you throw me away once we are through with the deal?”

“...No?”

“Then, that means I am now your super-duper loyal cum-dumpy servant, Slime-chan!”

…

“Why the hell did you put that ‘-chan’ at the end of your name?”

Instead of deflating, the monster girl smiled widely. “Heard it from the Kitsune! Is it right?”

“...Not in the context, no. But I appreciate the effort… I guess.”

She beamed as she heard this. “Yay! Thanks, Master!”

This is going to be a thing, isn’t it?

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AN

Talk no Jutsu has never been so needed as now! And I can assure you of one thing: the story will not be railroaded into the MGQ’s original plot. The MC and his Slime Girl will visit some places that the og MC will go to, but the order in which he will visit will be different. Thus, some mobs will appear at a different order compared to the game’s own list.