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It was inevitable for me to make myself a D&D character. I took some quizzes to see which race/class/stats I'd be.

Name: Alyse
Nicknames: Cat
Race: Tiefling
Age: 30
Height: 5'8"
Gender: Cis fem
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Class: Barbarian
Primal Path: Path of the Totem Warrior
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Languages: Common, Sarcasm, very little Infernal (Spanish), very little Halfling (German).
Key Traits: Enthusiastic, impatient, loud, honest, salty Sally.
Family: Her friends, and her cat.
Items: Hammer, shield, Ring of The Goat, Ring of Impact, Bag of Catnip, Wand of Souls, Pipe.

Stats:
STR: 13 (+2)
DEX: 16 (+3)
CON: 17 (+3)
INT: 13 (+2)
WIS: 15 (+3)
CHA: 11 (+0)

Features/Traits:

Lesbianism - Disadv on CHR checks involving women.

Aries - Will make any bad situation worse. Ally has disadv on next roll.  

Cat Lady - Adv on Animal Handling if the animal is a cat.

Availability - Spontaneous usefulness. Ally has adv on next roll.