Fetch me her soles (Patreon)

They weren't lying. That agarthan device can indeed do everything. So after assembling it, good ol Misty decides to have some fun with it. After giving her crew the rest they deserve in a spot of their choosing, Misty decided to visit the big man himself, the player! 

When Misty arrived to see him in his room he jumped, figures the poor guy wasn't expecting a character from Black Ops 4 to appear in his room out of the room.
The farm lady got to the brass tacks rather quickly, taking him to somewhere more 'private'...
After getting into a nice, comfy room the poor player was pinned down, Misty quickly discarded of their footwear and they got down to business, she slowly and sadistically punished the player for putting her and her friends through all of those awful campaigns, and at the same time trying to get him to say her campaigns were the best. Because of course they were.

Here's something unusual.

It may not look like it but I love games with extremely complicated and nonsensical lore.
FNaF, Payday... and of course, COD zombies.

I know jack about the campaign but Zombies? I love that stuff, I love how stupid and ridiculous it is. it's so fun and enjoyable. Not to mention that Zombies itself is an amazing gamemode, even if the latter entries aren't as solid there's something to be enjoyed in every entry.

For me, Zombies peaked in BO3 and BO2 had some amazing stuff going for it like Mob of the Dead and Buried but then it also had the lowest lows with Tranzit and Farm.
and you know... Even if they weren't as iconic or memorable as Ultimis or Primis... The Victus crew hold a special place in my heart, I'll always be salty by how utterly shafted they got during the storyline and by how they seemed to have most of the worst maps.

I especially loved Misty, she's the only Call of Duty lady I remember properly besides Samantha (who I won't draw because of personal reasons and the fact she's a child for most of the story). I had such a big crush on her, I adore everything about her. Her bad jokes, hardass personality, playful banter and her appearance, I'm honestly surprised with myself about not doing her before.

Something else I realized while revisting the story was that she has this weird... 'tickler' energy. I get the feeling she'd be an amazing dominatrix and... here we are, now she's playing with the player. Who's the player? That's up to you. Maybe it's Dip, maybe it's Jess, maybe it's me, maybe it's you.

This won't be the last time you'll see Misty from me so... Look forward to my future pieces!