Tired, stuffy feet after a long day at the office (Patreon)

There's just something about overworked office ladies that's such a turn-on. And that goes double if they're highly competent badasses.

Exhibit A: my gf.

She got the dubious pleasure of presenting at an industry panel and spent her workday talking shop to dozens and dozens of people.

On the way home, she calls and asks if I have plans after work. She tells me her feet are feeling super sweaty and hot and sore. And since I know she went to work wearing slip-on sneakers sans socks, they're gonna have a great scent to them (pretty exciting since her feet aren't naturally smelly).