Butted into Stone (Patreon)

-What's more embarrassing: Being that one girl who got petrified by a woman's booty, or being that one girl who ("officially") tripped and fell through Artifact 719-A and wound up a statue?

-She didn't realize it, but her booty was the first in human history to be directly responsible for a petrification.

-One good hip thrust was all it took. The first split-second of betrayed surprised, a panicked gasp, left her lips before it was consumed in unknown energy and then stone, set to the tune of the artifact's magical crackle.

Take your pick for the description here.

Working with an idea that has kicked around in my head for decades.

Might do a revision in the next day or two.