Another Failed Gift (Patreon)

It's almost comical how badly you sucked even at being a statue. All you had to do was strike a pretty pose and Sarah would've loved you...but no, you couldn't even cooperate. So instead of being the bestest gift ever, you'll remain right here in this pocket, staring in the mirror, thinking about what you've done and what you've become. I'd smash you myself, but I'm fairly certain I can find some weirdo that'll buy you...eventually.

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