Ashton Magnum PlatinumQuill! (Patreon)

*Ashton is bound, shirtless, feet in stocks. The villain, Hephaestus, a sinister brown rabbit, holds a silver feather to the cat’s face.*

Villain: You like it?

Ashton: My reflection? Yes, it’s lovely.

Villain: It’s an experimental kinetic synthetic coating created by the Americans during the Cold War.

Ashton: Yanks love their atom bombs.

*Ashton’s feet instinctively flinch as the feather hovers near them.*

Villain: It has incredibly fascinating effects on organic matter. The near imperceptible motion of the particles are impossible to see, but…

Ashton: MCK!! NGHKAK!! NYAH!!!

Villain: Oh so easy to feel~