Artificial April (Patreon)

That which we created is what we seek as this month finds us looking into our dreams for our amusement.

This months options for the content poll are as follows:

Listen and Fade Away | Sampling a pair of unattended new headphones left on display in an out of the way music store drains your freewill like water down a storm drain. Ideas are just the product of electrical impulses in your brain, so if you have no control over those impulses your ideas are no longer your own.

Sugar Surprise | Lipstick that promises to make your kisses super sweet. Side effects may include bimbofication. The new fad sweeping the nation Sugar Surprise isn't really your style, and you thought it wasn't your girlfriends either. But after a peck on the check your really starting to warm up to it.

Upload Limit | Being moved into a mechanical body comes with some drawbacks, you will have to leave behind elements of your personality and replace them with off the shelf programs. Purchasing this upgrade has left you a little short on cash and you had to accept some sketch personality programs.

Marked For Control | Pixel tattoo technology is still in its infancy so finding somewhere affordable to get a animated tattoo hard when you stumble upon a parlor offering them on a weekend trip you ceased by the opportunity to finally get one. Unfortunately they seem to do more than just animate themselves as your body soon becomes unresisting to the artists demands.

Persona Assimulaticius | As if the required uniform wasn't embarrassing enough, it turns out the code of conduct is quite literal at your new job. Persona chips have potent effects and you are not the exception to that rule.

Direct to Dream | A new streaming service claims to let you catch up on every piece of media you can't seem to find time for by casting it straight into your dreams. It worked until your dreams bled into reality. Dreams filled with long desolate hallways, strange synthetic voices, the smell of blueberries, and white sterile plastic.

Purity Assured | The ultimate spa experience packed into a pedestal guaranteed to cleanse away everything impure. The ringing in your ears is perfectly normal, the golden glow pouring from the floating rings spinning around you absolutely to be expected, and you may feel lighter than before.

First Order Strategy | In app purchases are the least of your worries as you relax and play right into the developers hands. Though your certain something is amiss you can't put your finger on it, even as strange new game accessories you don't remember ordering arrive.

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