"Arcane August Content Poll" by miss_praxis from Patreon

Ancient artifact takes over all the computers, horny hubris ensues. 5
Don't read the book of secrets because now have become its bearer, a witches familiar 9
You couldn't help but look for the source of the strange lights in the forest, the ritual goers couldn't be more pleased. 6
Your owner wont tell you what a grove, is but your determined to find out the affinis secret.(Couldn't possibly be tentacles) 5
There is no door behind the poster outside the breakroom, there are definitely not any strange enchanting rumbles coming from behind it. 1
The vr arcade down the street got a new VR set, its apparently a based on a retro game called Polybius. 6
Lost in the forest you fall into an ancient norse temple, the ruins depict strange acts, a serpent ridden by a human? Coils around an effigy 2
You followed the directions perfectly, but you misinterpreted what it did, now you've summoned forth a being beyond your control. 4