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Anonymous

cum time

Anonymous

Fucking finally Jesus Christ

Anonymous

YEAH BABY! This show is my heroin

Anonymous

Autism time

Anonymous

I eat poop

Anonymous

Finally 🙏

Anonymous

let’s go baby👻

Anonymous

Just blew a load in the Arby's parking lot

Anonymous

This is the only thing that makes my workday manageable

Anonymous

go fuck yourselves. except you stalltt

Anonymous

Lessgoooooooo

Anonymous

Fucking finally

Anonymous

Upwoading vis make me vewwwy happy vank uwu so much stawt

Anonymous

I was only 6 minutes away from painting the inside of this Denny’s red Infront of a family of 5, thanks Stallttfor not scarring them!

Juice

Oh boy! Another opportunity to be dissapointed for only $5

Ethan St. Cyr

I'm Deranged for Forehead Fables

Anonymous

Dropped as soon as Poob started a stream. What’s your angle Sam

Anonymous

Stalltt manages this shit, not sam. Sam only does money, he is jewish.

Anonymous

Worst 5 dollars of my Life

Anonymous

I'm a little paypig short and stout. Here is my Wallet. Please, let me out.

Anonymous

As people who fund the podcast, we need to know how the money is split up between Sam, Poob, Bryan, and Stalt. I’d be irked if Sam was getting almost all the money since he really isn’t as funny as Poob for example.

Anonymous

I would certainly hope 90% goes to stalt. And the remaining 10% Stalt just brings out and piles on the floor in front of the other guys and proceeds to empty a full bladder consisting of a freshly drank 30 pack of warm red dog beer, all over the money, then makes them pick up their scraps of cash with their teeth.

Anonymous

ITS TIME, PAY PIGS RISE !

BigPimpin

Poob for your next greenscreen idea, you could be standing with one leg on top of a dead Huge Hands monster, like a deer hunter. Or maybe in one of those positions where a fisherman is showing his shark he caught but instead of a shark dangling upside down its Huge Hands.

Anonymous

RIP Speedy the Henchman

Anonymous

Hmm sam seems to be out of guests and abby is just right there we will get her eventually sam

Anonymous

You fucking pussies I thought y’all were gonna stick to your guns and say fuck you. You cowards falling down to the pressure of us patrons. Thought you were gonna starve us out but you couldn’t handle stalt and Poob in your ear whispering to succumb.

Anonymous

You people are feral. I love it

Anonymous

Fuck you

Anonymous

gonna nut to this later

Anonymous

If this isn’t 3 hours long I’m gonna ruin my relationship with my father

Anonymous

Hmm, barely adequate, satisfactory? Yes, it sufficed. C+. But I’m calling your mothers cos we both know you can do better.

Anonymous

I bought your merch and I give you money every month so that basically means I am your bosss

Anonymous

Love a good 16 day week

Anonymous

I ordered one of each mug and FedEx fucked me and delivered them to the wrong house and won’t help me with the lost package and process so I guess I have to order 3 more lol.

Anonymous

Grew up with butthole twitch girl. She’s a legend out in St Louis

George

Gamer moment

Anonymous

Bro I was not expecting to hear my Twitter lol

Anonymous

As a joke I said fuck and some soy banned me for a week very cool

Anonymous

Why does any Patreon chat get banned immediately from Sam server

Anonymous

Damn a homeless man following you with a blunt weapon. You really need to get that gun Poob

Anonymous

When sam mentioned wendigoon i came

Anonymous

Thank you, poob should talk about boba fett show.

Anonymous

Finally got my Big Hands mug in the mail. Time to sit down with a nice steamy cup of jenkem and enjoy the ramblings of a mentally deranged serial killer and his goons.

Anonymous

Would you rather kick with the power of a punch or punch with the power of a kick?

Anonymous

No sam you're a complete moron with Twitter brain. We aren't pissed about the dwarf being black we're pissed because she doesn't have a beard. All dwarves have beards.

Ben Wilson

Just got my hugehand mug, why is it so fucking small?

Anonymous

Have poob ever considered selling cardboard cut out of himself? I would buy like 5 and have a tea party with them

Anonymous

Also the mr Rockefeller guy Does seem to have been killed by the tribe, there’s a whole hell of a lot of evidence for it and there’s zero evidence for any other theories, besides one picture but that shits fake as fuck no way he’s white rich ass lived with the tribe

Anonymous

Goddam sam just had a child with the extream anger of his wife and the scheming and greed of her father. Cant wait to here more stories how your kid rules your household with an iron fist.

Anonymous

Fez's are commonly used in Cairo and I think they're also like a status symbol of some sort.

Anonymous

check out r/meth its a goldmine

Anonymous

Staltt said there would be a new ep today where is it

Anonymous

Glad the shekelscheme is up, can't wait to use my hard earned money to give to a jew. good job!

Luis Burciaga

can the forehead fatties play GTFO

Anonymous

I mean I'm just a pothead that thinks you guys are pretty funny. keep it up.

Anonymous

You guys need to bring another guest on to neglect, cause this was lackluster to say the least

Anonymous

These dudes need some guests or reoccurring segments like Sam's mental health advice where people wrote in their problems and shit to get roasted. These guys are really funny but they just need jumping off points to get it started. Once they get going it's good but sometimes it sputters out

Mike M

Solid episode

Anonymous

Ordered my The Boys mug and my Forehead shirt and I can't wait to get them

Anonymous

Idk what people are talking about imo I like the pods with just the boys no guests

Anonymous

Two more Podcasts in the next 5 days OR ELSE

Anonymous

Sam violates a dead woman’s ashes in his ultimate fantasy, Poob devolves into his alcoholic insanity, and Bryan is just Bryan. Overall normal podcast session.

Anonymous

more excited to see how they handle 2 more podcasts by the end of the month than the actual episode coming

Anonymous

I said dyke in poobs chat on twitch and he timed me out for 30 minutes. Meanwhile he's putting dogs in trash bags and throwing them down a flight of stairs. Nice

Anonymous

Hopefully they're doing something with Bizzle because I'm pretty sure he was there in person on sam's video yesterday

Anonymous

SAM UPLOAD THE MASTURBATION REVIEW VIDEO ON PATREON.

Anonymous

I didn’t get to see the masturbation review video before it was removed but my friend said it was your best video and i need to see it

Sledgehammer

Looking forward to the inevitable Russia-Ukraine bit

Anonymous

ayo whens the new podcast

Anonymous

3 days to produce 2 podcasts

Ebruary

I don't usually comment, because who gives a fuck what I think, which is fine. But I went and checked out Wendigoons channel, dude is legitimately cool and super nice. Doesn't shove conspiracies down your throat but rather just has fun talking about them, and thinks they're interesting for existing as theories. But damn, he's the exact opposite of you guys, he's a genuinely wholesome appreciative dude. Cool counter balance, because I personally love being treated like dog shit for the audio and visual watcher I am. But thanks for giving me a channel that also values the watchers lol, but seriously the scene where sam talks about the dislike bar, high tier funny, ok I'll fuck off again into the void

Not Oscar

Hey guys. I’m half chub. Been 9 days. Got the g string. Where is the new episode? Everyday I waste a liter of lube in preparation for a new episode. My hard earned $5 cannot be so easily disrespected. Anyways. God Bless Ukraine. Thanks.

Anonymous

Feels like probably a 1 episode month so they can reset and not spend each month recording 2 episodes in the last week. Honestly if they just release a patreon exclusive and not another free episode this month would it be worth? We'd still get one more than the plebs

Anonymous

Imagine being Ukrainian waiting for these lazy fucks to release their next 2 episodes (3 days left in the month btw) and you get blown up by artillery before you can watch this shit podcast.

Anonymous

It's actually terrible what's happening in the Ukraine and I hope they know that the world is on their side ✊

Anonymous

We know theres goin be some putin jokes😭

Anonymous

It's not like recording their podcasts is hard work with the amount of preparation that appears to go into each episode... We'd all be perfectly OK with two one hour long podcasts without guests. For 30k a month, how about they just don't fucking let it slip, going forward... Christ, imagine taking a flow of cash from heaven for granted that god damn bad.