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Hey hey happy Friday, patrons! :D

I interrupt this documentary for a quick sparkling water break...

...you want anything, sweetheart? ;3

Enjoy, stay safe, and be well! <3

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Anonymous

You got this virtual boyfriend thing DOWN sir😭where were you when I was single and idolizing Breadcrum Carbuncle? This stuff would have SAVED ME😭 (…much like how ur customs save me now🙌💞🔥)

Anonymous

😏😏😏😏

Anonymous

I never clicked a link so fast…

Anonymous

Well you are a fun-guy…get it fungi, no? *takes your/Admiral’s MBA and sees myself out*

Hobbes Prime

:waves a little white flag:

Anonymous

It’s like you read my mind 😩 I’ve had a mighty need for some ~romantic~ content lately. Thank you 💓

Anonymous

Goddamn! Just what I needed after a shitty date. Thanks, love

Anonymous

Many years ago I had a fantastic evening just like this. Good Times. Thanks for the jaunt down memory lane

Anonymous

Jim is what every dude should aim to be like sexually for real

Anonymous

These aftercares are like the extra cherry on top 😩💕

Anonymous

Well this left me breathless! Wow!

Anonymous

What documentary? And did we watch the ending?

Anonymous

My new favorite 😍😍😍

Anonymous

Sweet lord

Anonymous

Mmmm! Managed to cum during both countdowns on this one. 🥵