The Harem on the Hill (Part XXVIII) (Patreon)

Tina turns on the light to find you seated in her living room.

"Jesus!  she screams, clutching her chest and the terrycloth robe that covers it.  "Do you want me to have a heart attack?  Just keep pumping me with junk food and lurking in the shadows."

"I was on my way to Tabitha's to give her an in-person inspection, but wanted to deal with you first."

"Don't forget the new girls," Tina says, regaining her composure.  "I know you like to break them in before I break them."

You strum your fingers along the armrest and contemplate the blimping brunette.  "You're getting a little big for your britches, aren't you?"

"Why do you think I've been going around naked?"  Tina smiles and twirls the tassel-tie of her robe...but stops when your fingers strum their way to the cell phone in your lap.  "Look, I'm sorry about the skeleton comment.  It's just that every once in a while you need to be reminded we're partners in all this."

"The last partner I had bilked me for millions."

Your corpulent concubine yanks the tie of her robe.  It falls open, revealing a pubic triangle shadowed by the belly above it. "Do all your partners want to screw you?"  She steps closer but freezes when you level the phone at her face.  "Put that thing away."  Tina attempts to sound indignant, but the fear in her eyes belies her.

You spin the phone in your fingers as Tina fidgets under your scrutinous gaze.  The silence is as thick as the waistline peeping through the curtain-like gap of her robe.

Finally, she blinks.

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

What do you say?