Slutzilla versus Duke Dong (Patreon)

I actually really liked Kong: Skull Island. When done right, a big monster fight is REALLY fun. I just hate that half of the movie is going to be of close-ups of people in dark rooms, looking frightened, talking to each other about what's happening in the plot, which is usually about [Character] going to [Location] to accomplish whatever their mission is. Bah. Just monsters fighting. Pure cinema. I think it's okay when the monster has a little human they share a psychic connection with or whatever, but bah. Just monsters.