Help with Spelling and Grammar, Please (Patreon)

Good news everyone! My life has had a couple major changes this month, but everything is going very smoothly. Not everything is good, but not everything is bad. Point being, I'm settled in a new spot, and I've got NOTHING but free-time from now until maybe December. Damn. I feel free! I feel good! I've got all the time and comfort I need to get rolling on commissions again, and to finish something stupid I've always wanted to do. 

It's a big stupid joke about the "History of Halloween" where I give an incredibly long and unhelpful narrative for why Halloween is the way it is, extrapolating on details from "CATH MAIGE TUIRED," one of my favorite mythological texts. 

PLEASE read through the pages as I post them here. Tell me any obvious spelling mistakes you see. Don't worry about names. There are no standard spellings for any of them.