The Bribery of Paris (Patreon)

I love mythology. I was thinking I was going to focus on comic-book characters fucking/fighting each other, but I also want to focus on short little myth comics like this. 

My comic ideas are pretty simple. I have one of Black Widow going through all the male Avengers, giving them blowjobs just so we can see what the different dicks look like (Hulk would be big and green, CA would be moderately above average, Iron Man would have a vibrator). Or I'd do Batgirl, same idea, but with villains. 

Maybe I should get that out of my system before doing more myths. 

I like myths. They feel honest to me. A lot more honest than modern story telling does, which forces human-nature into a 'PG-13' box, when in reality human beings are born 'MA-17.'

Myths are honest. The show people as we are, as we always have been. Nothing has changed, and nothing changes. We're in the same part of the cycle we've always been. When we die, we'll be replaced by more people exactly like us. The chads will be eternally chads. The beckies will be eternally beckies. The betas will be eternally betas. Revolutions are illusory. Power only changes hands, but it never changes form. Bla bla bla.