Sentimental Poll (Patreon)

I've been re-watching old movies I like because it's raining and I'm a boring loser. Gotta lewd one of them. 

1) Wizard of Oz (1939). I think my idea is to have a really slutty Dorothy walking away from a sad looking Scarecrow, maybe with the Tinman, saying something like "Sorry, Scarecrow, you should have asked the Wizard for a bigger dick."

2) Betty Boop (1932). Seriously, watch this. It's fucking insane. What drugs were they doing back then? Holy shit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7VUU_VPI1E 

3) Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984). Quite possible my favorite film of all time. Not just animated, but of all time. It's just ahead of Conan the Barbarian, since I think  Nausicaä has true artistic merit and a real philosophy, whereas Conan the Barbarian is just raw unapologetic fun. (I might not lewd this one, out of respect, but I'd draw something cute of  Nausicaä). 

4) Pinnocchio (1940). That Blue Fairy was a hottie, and what a weird fucking movie, holy shit! I remember liking the sequence in Moana where Moana and her Demigod daddy go to the 'Land of the Monster' because of how especially surreal it was, but then you rewatch Pinoccio, and this shit was weird. 

5). Fantasia (1940) Second or third favorite film of all time. HOOOOOOLLLLLLYYY SHIIIIIT! What the fuck is happening in this shit? Slavic demon-gods? Racist centaurs? Implied homosexual anal-sex (look for it)? Erotic nudity!?!?! What happened to this shit? Where did we go wrong? Was it World War 2? Jim Crow? How did we end up here instead of there?