House of Mouse: Frozen (Patreon)

Wow, I have a fucked up imagination. No apologies for that. Having an imagination is a lot of fun. Even a man in a cell can consider himself a king of infinite space, so long as he has the imagination for it. Of course, imagination requires food, so you have to get out in nature, look at other people's stuff, and keep trying new things. 

I'm in a 'meh' mood about my art. That's why I haven't been working on commissions, I don't think I can give them my all right now. This was based on my last $5 prompt, so I don't mind making more of my ugly messy saturated chicken-scratchy shit. 

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm kinda enjoying the 'world building' here, since this is basically a fantasy I had while watching those rare House of Mouse shorts, where the House of Mouse was treated like a comedy club that all of the Disney characters attended. 

Obviously I thought, "Oh, this could also be a brothel where all the Disney characters work and have fun," and this is now my personal idea of the afterlife. When I do, I want to be reborn into a dark, cynical, violent, hyper-sexual cartoon reality full of wacky incomprehensible characters who are constantly exploiting and humiliating each other over just for the satisfaction of a sadistic orgasm.

What religion offers that?