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This is mostly for my own amusement, please humor me. Conan the Barbarian spent a significant part of his life at sea as a pirate, particularly aboard the Tigress as a lover and first-mate to Belit, the Pirate Queen of the Black Coast. 

What if Mark and Cadence got a hold of small pirate ship for a while? What do you think the ship's name would be? Feel free to suggest anything below. I'm just looking for fun ideas, and names are important. ANY IDEAS WELCOME!

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Anonymous

Would have gone with Her Highness and Salty Balls. :)

Geeko170

The Poondagle

Dantels

The White Wave?

Ophanim Smile

HAMMERHEAD sounds good. It's a nice double entendre for both the shark and for Mark's massive dong.

Dantels

Hoping on a living figurehead for the ship. Some (un)lucky mermaid or something.

Ace

Sexcalibur, nah much a weapon, Assgus? Mark and the Assgonauts? If not we get the Assasin breeze from Cadence and Hole of pleasure from Mark and go with Asshole.

markydaysaid

Of all the ideas from the top of my head, that and 'Ambergris' are my two favorites.

markydaysaid

That's already one of my ideas for Mark's adventure at sea. Cadence: "Mark, we should really get a figurehead for the ship." Mark: "I've got it." Then he captures a mermaid and ties to her to bow

Vincent

The Peg Leg. He is as hard as wood. Maybe "Salty Seaman/Semen"

Anonymous

Classic Wicked Wench would be good too.