Muh Mummies (Patreon)

Please don't tell anyone, but I actually don't care for Halloween too much. It's always been one of the most awkward days of the year for me. I always end up at a party where I barely know anyone, my costume sucks, and I just feel like everyone gets their expectations way up because of "sexy costumes!" and "wild night!" but it ends up disappointing for most people. Not into it. I've even spent a couple years at home handing out candy, and I almost prefer that, even though the kids look at you like "Damn . . . Didn't have somewhere cool to be tonight, huh mister?" 

I've also only been in about three physical alternations in my entire life, two of which occurred on consecutive Halloweens.