Poll 8/19 (Patreon)

Something I've wanted to do (again, I have a billion ideas but only time to do a few) was illustrate some naughty nursery rhymes, some of which were written by your's-truly (me). Vote for one. I'll illustrate it. I still need to finish the Cinderella vs Aurora fight, but HOLY SHIT have I lost interest. Anything than can be finished in one page is too long for me to stay interested. 

1. Jack and Jill went up the hill, 

To meet Jill's Black lover. 

Jill got fucked,

Jack got cucked, 

And now he'll be a virgin forever

2.  Little Miss Muffet, 

Sat on her tuffet,

Smoking her grass and hay.

Then along came a spider,

He shoved his big cock inside her,

And he fucked the dumb bitch all day.

3. There once was a boy from Natucket,

Whose dick was so long he could suck it. 

As he wiped his chin, 

He said with a grin,

"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it."

4. Little Jack Horner,

Sat in the corner,

Eating his mother's hot-pie. 

He shoved in his fist,

Up to the wrist,

And said "Better than Dad, aren't I?"