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So one last Mark the Barbarian poll and we'll get back to daily sketches. I have three ideas. 

1. Mark decides to grow out his beard to honor his dwarven heritage which he just leaned about. Cadence hates facial hair though, so she denies him sex until he shaves. Mark does shave, and some dwarven ghosts look on with anger. 

2. Cadence is being condescended to by a couple of fencers (one male, one female), who thinks that Cadence is only good for healing and magic, and that she'd be helpless without Mark. Cadence retorts that she is actually very skilled with a rapier. They asks her to prove it, and with a few strokes of a rapier she disrobes them both, and moves the female fencer's earrings onto her nipples. She then adds "And I would have cut your boyfriend's penis off, but not even I can hit a target that small." 

3. Mark and Cadence are walking through a jungle. Cadence gets grabbed by a big slimy plant that swallows her and dissolves all her clothes. She screams at Mark to help her, but he just stands there and masturbates with a confused expression on his face. She asks him what he's doing, and he says "I'm trying to figure out if vore is one of my fetishes." 

Comments

Ace

Hope everyone read the instructions, Mark bear sounds like he took levels in ranger

Anonymous

I hope Cadence will have her moment of glory here. Living with Mark isn't easy, she deserves some reward. Also it should be hot :)

Dantels

I think the dialog on the second and third may need some work. But even with that fixed the beard one takes some priority.

John Smith

Ah classic Cleric or I guess Oracle stereotype.