#0079 Slowpoke (Kanto) -- Pokedex Series (Patreon)

"Incredibly slow and dopey. It takes 5 seconds for it to feel pain when under attack. Incredibly slow and sluggish. It is quite content to loll about without worrying about the time. A dopey Pokémon that remains in a daze except when fishing with its tail. Awake or asleep, there is little difference." -- Pokemon RBYSt