Ear wax (Patreon)

Some people do enjoy occasionally indulging in being gross. Some do not. I actually just had my ears professionally cleaned for the first time yesterday, and I really should have done that years ago. If your ears are like mine and you end up resorting to regular cleanings at home, I can't recommend it enough.

Did you know that it's possible to feel the airflow in your ear canals on windy days?