Processing (Patreon)

The cool thing about my bf is that when he's talking in his sleep, he sounds just as clear as when he's awake and the only way I know he's not is because he's asking me about the condition of a vehicle that doesn't exist and which we don't know.

But when he actually wakes up, he spends the first hour looking like one of those babies who was born 3 minutes ago and isn't entirely sure yet about whether they're happy with being involved in a conscious existence.