My Choice - Rental Guard Tensaided (Patreon)

Tensaided will ask nothing of his employees that he will not ask of himself, and through sheer managerial willpower, he has gained the ability to turn into a bosomy blonde rental guard!

It's unclear as to why he felt it necessary to change his hair color, or what on earth that surf board is going to accomplish while in a rental shop. To be fair, however, there's a lot about this that's unclear.