When You Marry A Butch Queen... (Patreon)

In which we talk Ariana divorce settlements, RHOBH trailer, and Grimes/Elon's custody battle. 

Main Stories:

• Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez Settle Divorce Weeks After Filing [People]
• MAURICIO UMANSKY NOT DATING CO-WORKER LESLIE BEGA ... But His Dad Is!!! [TMZ]
• Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade enjoy cozy outing in coordinating outfits [PageSix]
• Teresa Giudice Claims 'RHONJ' Co-Stars Are Breaking Production Rules [JustJared]
• Elon Musk quietly sued Grimes for parental rights over their 3 kids days before she did [PageSix]
• Conan O'Brien Describes the 'Awful' Writers' Room While Working on 'The Simpsons' [JustJared]
• About the Boycott: BDS and the Fight for Palestinian Liberation (featuring Alex Verman) (Part 1) [ApplePodcast]
• About the Boycott: BDS and the Fight for Palestinian Liberation (featuring Alex Verman) (Part 2) [ApplePodcast]

Skips:

• Sophie Turner sends Joe Jonas a Taylor Swift-inspired message with bracelet amid divorce [PageSix]
• Lady Gaga wins case to keep $500,000 dognapping reward [BBC]
• JetBlue flight from JFK to LAX turned back to gate when Jax Taylor’s first class seat malfunctioned [PageSix]
• Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann Are Waging a 'Money War' in Tense Living Situation amid Divorce (Source) [People]
• Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper are seen for a SECOND time as they return to New York City after a weekend trip sparkling dating rumours [DailyMail]
• Kim Zolciak 'gets flirty with castmate Chet Hanks' while shooting The Surreal Life amid nasty divorce from former NFL star Kroy Biermann [DailyMail]
• What did Donna Kelce talk to Taylor Swift about? ‘I’ll never tell’ [TodayShow]
• TRAVIS KELCE INJURY DUBBED 'TAYLOR SWIFT CURSE' ... After She Misses Game [TMZ]
• Ariana Grande's Ex Dalton Gomez Reportedly Seen Kissing Maika Monroe At ‘Jumbo’s Clown Room’ in Los Angeles [JustJared]