Getting Argyria From MIA’s Silver-Weaved Tinfoil Hats (Patreon)

In which we talk RHOC, JLo and Ben headlines, JT’s DUI, MIA's new dystopian-chic tinfoil hats, M3GAN spinoffs, and Chappell Roan discourse.

Skips [DailyMail UK - JLO Edition]:

• Jennifer Lopez puts on a brave face at Dior PFW show but hides her hands under leather gloves after husband Ben Affleck ditched his wedding ring amid mounting divorce speculation [DailyMailUK]

• Jennifer Lopez looks radiant in a yellow midi dress at a fitting in Paris - as Ben Affleck ditches his wedding ring amid mounting divorce speculation [DailyMailUK]

• Jennifer Lopez embarks on solo trip around southern Italy - recreating her very PDA-filled 2021 holiday with Ben Affleck and dining at the same restaurant she and her husband shared heated kisses - while he appears in LA without his wedding ring [DailyMailUK]

• Andy Cohen DEFENDS Jennifer Lopez after Meghan McCain criticized the singer as a 'deeply unpleasant' person: 'I don't think that's correct!' [DailyMailUK]

• Jennifer Lopez hides her wedding finger AGAIN as she departs her hotel in Paris after husband Ben Affleck ditched his ring - as divorce rumours ramp up [DailyMailUK]

• Ben Affleck FINALLY reveals why he has a 'resting b***h face' in photos... as actor opens up on 'Sad Affleck' memes [DailyMailUK]

• Is Ben Affleck the most miserable man in Hollywood? How fame, fortune and a string of beautiful women haven't been able to bring happiness to the star [DailyMailUK]

• Ben Affleck and son Samuel, 12, take a ride on his electric motorcycle in LA - while Jennifer Lopez holidays WITHOUT him in sunny Italy amid swirling split rumors [DailyMailUK]

• Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck do NOT yet have a buyer for their LA mansion listed at $65M - $4M more than they paid for it - after 3 weeks on the market [DailyMailUK]

Main Stories:

• Bartender Confirms Justin Timberlake Had Just One Martini at American Hotel Before Arrest (Exclusive) [People]

• M.I.A. Is Selling an Actual Tin Foil Hat [Exclaim]

• Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis Hold Hands on Freaky Friday 2 Set as Sequel Begins Filming [People]

• Jennifer Lawrence to star in Real Housewives-inspired murder mystery [Independent]

• M3GAN' Spinoff In the Works: 'Soulm8te' Will Be an Erotic Thriller [JustJared]

• Taylor Swift’s private jet targeted (but missed) by climate protesters in London [EW]

• Chappell Roan says other pop girls have reached out to offer 'support' amid her 'cuckoo' rise to fame [EW]