Not The Slammer! (Patreon)

In which we talk Furiosa flop, Nicki Minaj’s live-stream arrest, Google AI followup, Gaga giving her team COVID, and much more!

Skips:

• ‘Furiosa’ Just Barely Beats ‘The Garfield Movie’ in Disastrous Memorial Day Weekend — the Worst in Decades [Variety]

• Chris Hemsworth Arrives Back in Australia After Disappointing 'Furiosa' Box Office Start [JustJared]

• Glen Powell Says He 'Puked in the Bushes' After First Watching Hidden Figures Because He Thought He 'Ruined' It [People]

• Jax Taylor Steps Out for Lunch in L.A. with Paige Woolen amid Brittany Cartwright Separation [People]

• Eugene Lee Yang to Leave Try Guys After Upcoming Season to Pursue Other Opportunities [UsMag]

• David Archuleta Says ‘Not Everyone May Understand’ Why He Attends EDM Festivals: ‘I’m Here for It’ [UsMag]

• Jennifer Lopez Shows Off New Billboard With Pointed Message Amid Ben Affleck Separation Questions: “DON’T F WITH JLO.” [JustJared]

Main Stories:

• The ‘Four Seasons Orlando’ Baby Made it to Four Seasons Orlando! See the Exclusive Photos from Her Trip [People]

• Nicki Minaj Detained in Amsterdam for Alleged Drug Possession, Claims ‘Sabotage’ [Variety]

• Nicki Minaj Apologizes to Fans for Postponing Amsterdam Concert After Her Arrest [People]

• ‘Barbie’ and ‘Oppenheimer’ Would’ve Been ‘Just as Big’ on Netflix, Says Ted Sarandos: ‘There’s No Reason to Believe That the Movie Itself Is Better in Any Size of Screen’ [Variety]

• Google scrambles to manually remove weird AI answers in search [TheVerge]

• Lady Gaga Says She Performed 5 Concerts With COVID [TheCut]

• Lady Gaga Fan Claims Their Aunt Died Of COVID-19 After Singer Performed Sick [Yahoo]