Drowning Divas (Patreon)

In which we talk Joan's harrowing bidet installation, Bieber babies, random punching attacks in NYC, Dorit and PK's divorce, and much more!

Skips:

• Kathy Hilton confirms husband Rick’s favorite chicken dish at Cheesecake Factory after viral video mystery [PageSix]

• Kylie Jenner almost spills out of her skintight red dress as she proves again she is NOT pregnant with Timothee Chalamet's child by drinking vodka [DailyMailUK]

• Kim Zolciak's daughter Ariana Biermann, 22, models a bikini while on a beach vacation... amid her mom's ugly divorce from Kroy [DailyMailUK]

• Nneka Ihim Exits 'Real Housewives of Potomac' After One Season [JustJared]

• Kris Jenner gifts Kim Kardashian's son Psalm a $1,500 toy Cybertruck for 5th birthday [PageSix]

• Whoopi Goldberg admits she's 'fundamentally selfish,' prefers 'hit-and-run' hookups [PageSix]

• Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Archewell Foundation Declared 'Delinquent,' Ordered to Stop Soliciting or Spending [People]

Main Stories:

• Pregnant Hailey Bieber Shows Off Baby Bump in New Behind-the-Scenes Pic from Pregnancy Announcement Video [People]

• Selena Gomez explained why she disabled Instagram comments just days before Hailey Bieber’s pregnancy news [PageSix]

• MTV Movie & TV Awards Won’t Be Held In 2024, Likely To Return In 2025 [Deadline]

• Steve Buscemi Punched in 'Random' Attack While Walking in N.Y.C. [People]

• Dorit Kemsley Spotted Filming ‘RHOBH’ After Announcing Separation From Husband PK [UsMag]

• Jax Taylor Says ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Stars Coming Over to ‘The Valley’ Is a ‘Hard No’: ‘It Isn’t Fair’ [UsMag]

• Bravo Announces Two New Series: Making it in Manhattan (w/t) and On Safari (w/t) [Bravo]