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My Shirt Made Me Fart

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Carl Quaif

Dear lord, you are such a heavy, round, bloated, sexy man. I'd love to take charge of your diet and fatten you up so much that even your largest clothing would shred like this shirt - so while we waited for special-order replacements to arrive, you'd treat me to the sight of you naked 24/7, stuck at home as I continued to make your belly swell even further. With any luck, the new clothing would arrive already too small for your massive body....;-)

Anonymous

I love the fart and everything leading up to it!