R.B. Challenge #1! Mei/bush (Patreon)

Welp... This is the result of the first "Random Brainstorm Challenge", where I take the first two words from the first two comments and somehow make "something" outta the mixture, regardless of whichever words they are...

And the first ones were, as you can probably gather: Mei from Overwatch... And a "bush".

Yeah... Yeah, I know it wasn't "this" kind of literal bush what the commenter was going for... But I said I'd take just the words, never said I'd take the implicit context xD Careful with what you wish... I CALLZ DE SHOTZ, BITCHEZ.

Anyways, I did this one unusually fast (a couple hours at most, one and something at best.)

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Ok, ok, here's a link to the real "bush" for those into that kink... I don't get you, guys, but alas, I make a living through the internet... I've heard and seen leagues and leagues worse xD

Alternate Version: http://sta.sh/01r1r2jjtu9y
Fate out!!