Fatebot Series: A.R.E.A.-01 (Patreon)

Initializing FateCorp OS (Onanist System), please standby...

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Status checking...

*Analizing user's preferences... Done.

*Enhancing Bust's Radius... Done.

*Adjusting Structural Hip Hydraulics... Done.

*Enabling Critical Lubrication Measures... Done.

*Calibrating Internal Voltage Discharge to: Non-lethal (optional for the more "oblique" users)... Done.

*Setting up Oral Microvibration Procedures... Done.

*Cleaning up previous user's biological byproducts... Done.

*Adjusting Voice Tuning according to user's tendencies... Done.

*Releasing Security Protocols for stingy/indebted users:

   * 7,62x39 mm Automatic railgun... Done.

   * 8,700 psi Jaw Hydraulics... Done.

*Enabling Entertainment Alternatives for "Succint" Users:

   *Minesweeper...Done.

   (Function in Beta stage. Thanks for your patience.)

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*Booting up Service Protocol... Done.

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Automatic Relief Engagement Android (A.R.E.A.-01) (tm) Online...

All systems operational...

Please enjoy your stay, space cowboy 

Fate... Logged out!