NGJ Chapter 107: Parent's Day (Patreon)

I spent a few hours catching up with everyone at the Occult Research Club and explaining to them that I in fact did not die but instead had reached my new final from like Frieza.

Though seeing their worries, even including the man in the group, Kiba gave a sense of warmth in my cold desolate heart.

Koneko in particular was especially clingy, not that I minded. While I might be a dog guy cats certainly held a place in my heart.

Especially cats in girl form.

I am a man with taste after all.

"By the way, Akira-kun. Where are your parent?" Out of nowhere asked Akeno while bringing in snacks for everyone, catching me off guard.

"Yes, I am also curious about your parents. We have never met them after all. If possible I would like to meet my in-laws." Added Rias from the side as I raised my eyebrow questioningly at them.

Isn't she skipping to the marriage stage too fast?

"They are both dead."

This made the entire clubroom go silent as I sighed. Didn't they already know this? Didn't they do research on me before inviting me into their peera-

Oh right.

Of course, they didn't.

"Oh." Well, this mood is once I certainly dislike. Certainly, because there was nothing to be sad or concerned over. I had gotten over mom's death long ago and that man never mattered to me. Same with the parents in this world if they ever existed at all.

Rias tried to say something I cut her off.

"Nah, no need to worry. I never knew them in the first place. So it's no skin off my back." This seemed to make everyone slightly more relieved at the fact that they in fact did not bring up a topic like that.

"So, why did you feel like bringing it up now?"

"Oh? Did you not know Akira-kun? It's the parent-teacher day today."

Oh, so it is.

Maybe I should tell Shuri about this?

Man, that would be really funny, imagine the shock on the teachers faces when they see the 100% dead mom of a student come back to life inexplicably to attend a parent-teacher meeting.

Wait, can't I revive Shuri now? It would cost me basically nothing. In fact, it probably will cost me nothing. I can just create a fleshy body that replicates her form and then put her spirit into it.

Whelp adding that to the checklist.

But since Serafall is here filling in as Sona's parent I should pay her a visit. After all, I want her to hear the details of the Kokabiel encounter from me and establish boundaries about myself as well as clarifying my relation to the 3 factions.

...

After leaving behind Rias and co to see her brother(Fuckin hate that guy, overpowered asshole) I stepped into the gymnasium to see the Satan embarrass herself(I skipped this part when watching, I was too cringed out of my Goddam mind) in the gymnasium but the scene I encountered inside simply made my eyebrows raise in amusement.

In the corner, Sona held her head in embarrassment while Serafall was on stage with her skimpy magical girl cosplaying posing to horny teenagers and roleplaying as an actual magical girl.

...Well, now that I think about it isn't she a magical girl by definition?

She is a girl(as far as I could tell anyway) who wields magic, enough to glass Japan anyway. And she is dressed up as a magical girl too. So by definition, she is one.

...How does a Satan not have any ounce of shame while doing this? She is someone responsible for not an entire country but an entire race. Someone whose job it is to manage political relations between races.

She is doing magical girl cosplay.

It is definitely 100% her fetish. I have not a single shred of doubt in my mind about it. Using Date Scouter just confirmed it to me.

As I made no effort to hide my presence she immediately noticed me and waved at me.

"Ah! Akira-kunnnn~! Is that you I see!?" She exclaimed before jumping off the stage and jumping toward me like an over-excited schoolgirl.

*Boioing!*

I made no effort to dodge, Serafall's tackle met me straight up, her boobs smothering my face I thanked my luck. Her breasts were very soft and springy.

I heard some of the unmanned male population of the Kuoh academy call me some names but if I can't be bothered to see their faces I can't be bothered to care about their words.

"Hey Sera, how are you doing?" My voice came out muffled as Serafall finally got down from me(mildly disappointed I was) she faced me with a genuine smile but I could also see the cogs turning in her head.

"Mouu~ I already told you to call me Levia-tan didn't I? But I was really~ scared when I heard about that meanie Kokabiel coming for you and my dear Sona you know? I tried to come here as fast as I could but I couldn't reach in time." Saying this Sera shook her head mournfully but I could see actual regret and helplessness in her eyes for failing to be there for her sister.

Wait, when did I get so good at reading people? Perhaps it's due to how in tune I am with the negative energy around me that it allows me to sense other emotions to a degree.

Anyway, I saw that the other people here were starting to pay a bit too much attention now and I actually had something I wanted to talk about with Sera so I decided to be a bit bold.

"Akira- Woah!" I suddenly swept her feet off the ground, picking her up in a bridal carry.

"Sorry people, shows over, I will be taking this magical girl back to my evil lair for now." Of course, I used a bit of hypnosis to make sure they didn't notice the meaning of the words before teleporting us both into my house while Serafall still looked at me blankly.

She was awfully light, or I was awfully strong. Probably the latter. Seeing her unmoving still, I raised my eyebrows and teased.

"Well? Are you going to get down or should I make true to my words and show you what I would do with a magical girl in my evil lair?" That finally snapped Sera out of her daze as she finally gave me a woe-is-me face before wrapping her arms around my neck.

"Oh no~ I have been captured by the evil sorcerer~ Whatever can I do?" I smirked and suddenly plopped her on the bed before suddenly climbing over her, I have had enough of her teasing me.

It's my time to tease.

With Serafall under me on the bed seemingly caught up by the mood I gently grasped her chin while teleporting away my glasses, looking deep into her eyes.

"Sera, if you keep teasing me like this I won't be able to hold myself back much longer you know. So, if you want to talk we can, or I will stop holding myself back, which one will it be?" I intentionally deepened my voice to copy those shitty romance movies girls really like for some reason and it seemed to work well on Sera as she blushed crimson.

Well, if she will make no attempts to resist neither will I.

I am already rock-hard and ready to go.

But then she suddenly rolled away from under me and got off the bed muttering to herself 'That could have been bad' before dusting herself off and trying to face me with a more composed expression as she used magic to change her clothes to formal ones.

"Well, no matter how much I would enjoy some fooling around, we can always do that later. I believe we do have something important to discuss right?" I looked at her with narrowed eyes as her eyes twitched before I nodded.

"Alright, but I am holding you on that promise. But right now, I guess you must be curious about this bastard." Saying that I summoned Kokabiel from my pocket dimension as he appeared kneeling before me in perfect form.

"Yes, my lord! I have arrived! How shall I serve you?" Now that had wiped all of the previous emotions from Sera's face, leaving only utter bafflement and confusion. The scenario was maddening and I knew it.

Ah, finally she is the speechless one, I enjoy this greatly.

"What the fuck." It seems that I have truly broken her. This is the first time I have heard her curse.

This prompted Kokabiel to turn his head just a little so that he was still kneeling to take a look at Serafall before turning back to me again.

"The Satan of Blue, it seems we meet here instead of the battlefield like I had once hoped. Regardless, master, what are your orders? Shall I dispatch her?" Sighing I pulled a rolled-up newspaper from my inventory and lightly smacked his head with it.

"Hush, don't threaten to kill my guest all of a sudden. It's unnecessary." Serafall's eyes widened even more as she saw Kokabiel bow his head even further, his forehead nearly touching the ground.

"Yes! Of course my lord! I shall reflect upon my actions at once!" This is why I find it hard to deal with Kokabiel. I don't know what his deal is but he is just very... intense. Very, very intense.

Why couldn't he have been more chill like Alpha? I feel like a father trying to find out where he went wrong with his second child.

I glanced over to Serafall who looked to be having an existential crisis and I could understand why.

A familiar enemy that she has faced for probably over a hundred years in battle, an ultimate class being, a cadre, someone of immense political influence and one of the powerhouses of the Grigori. A bloodthirsty prideful warmonger.

Was right now kneeling before the 17-year-old sorcerer who by the accounts of his sister also managed to best him in 1 v 1 combat.

"Haah, Kokabiel can you fetch us some snacks and tea?" I saw the immediate response of 

Kokabiel vigorously nodding his head.

"Yes! At once my lord. I have inquired about making tea with Lady Wiz. I shall prepare both and return." With this, Kokabiel used his speed to seemingly vanish on the spot and head to the kitchen while Sera turned her head to me, I could almost hear her neck creaking like rusty metal.

"Akira? Could you please explain?"

A/N: What did you guys think about this chapter and how the scene with Serafall was handled? Although she wants to fool around with the Gojo she knows she has a job to do and also she does not want to get too far ahead of her sister in the race. Kokabiel is fun.

Also from the perspective of everyone else Akira is anomaly of the highest order.