Ad Suggestions: I need your help! (Patreon)

Hey guys, I'm putting together a 30 sec ad to run on other podcasts. I need your help with coming up with some of the topics.

It's not a long ad so I want to highlight weird stories we've covered but they should also be easy to say quickly. So far I have:

Mormon Bigfoot

Monkeys Don't Exist

Why Are There No Fat Ghosts?

Is Chester Cheetah Haunting Mexican Bathrooms

Grey Aliens Love Strawberry Ice Cream

And maybe this one

Canadian Vampires drinking unvaccinated blood

But I would like some more suggestions so shoot me over your best one line story suggestions!