cursed,,,baseball?? (Patreon)

if you follow either of my twitters you might have seen this post https://twitter.com/lambyinjammies/status/1388326904609091586?s=21 which was kind of a precursor to something way more specific lmao 

i don't normally like stuff like this but i've been thinking of like a reality warping/alt dimension baseball stadium designed to humiliate its players 🤔 the only way to escape is to complete a game of baseball, you don't even necessarily have to win just finish a game. however anyone on the field is affected by a weird brain fog that:

1)makes you just stupid and impaired enough that you don't lose your self awareness but still do dumb baby things and feel embarrassed about it

2)has everyone start at a full bladder because of course

3)makes you THINK you have to win

4)makes you unaware it's all fake, you just kinda accept everything at face value

if this sounds rigged that's bc it is lol

there's a simulated audience, jumbo screens, and players for the other team, it all functions like an actual game (if the number of people trapped in the game is not enough for a whole team it doesn't care,  you'll just have to struggle and inevitably embarrass yourself more) and they will point out ,laugh, and make fun of you everytime you fuck up or do something embarrassing and you will be punished in some way according to your babyish acts (getting put in diapers, pacifiers being magically forced in your mouth, etc)

tldr cursed baseball stadium makes u look like a big dumb baby