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It’s my sister-in-law’s birthday today and I volunteered to make dinner and dessert. How haunted does my smiley face spoon look covered in bloo- I mean, jam? Rate it on a scale of 1-10 and tell me about your day. - Aly

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V

10/10 it's giving real Yandere energy, I love it! Today I browsed Tumblr while listening to Twitch streams then I cleaned my place. So, it's been chill.

M'aux Rob

Nice camera! I'm doing a big groc shop and cleaning my apartment...but having a car and my own apartment are exciting for me. Getting ready to have my toddler daughter over for the weekend. Brace thyself, I say. But she is awesome.

Anonymous

Bloody spoon, how fitting! I’m currently screaming at the TV watching Winnie the pooh- blood and honey; these bitches need to die already 🔪

Oscar Martinez

I'm working my 72 hour shift 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 but the cookies look great 10/10

Peter Barker (Camri.G)

Dessert is the best meal of any day! ❤️ Currently eating expired whopper candies and looking for loan agents 😔

LetsGetHaunted

What kind of streams do you watch on twitch? I want to try streaming at some point for the Patreon

LetsGetHaunted

Believe it or not, it's just the camera on my new iPhone! I finally got the refurbished piece of shit I had upgraded last month and I feel like a very fancy bougie woman now. Ooh do you have any cool plans with your daughter this weekend? My niece is nearly 2 now and seeing the world through her eyes is so interesting

LetsGetHaunted

I recently discovered that all the weird off-brand candy at TJ Max/Homegoods is either expired or close to expired which is why it's so cheap. How are the whoppers? Please tell me you're still alive, Peter Barker!

Peter Barker (Camri.G)

Personal rule! Candy doesnt expired in my mind. That expiration date is for capitalism!! (Until i get food poison at least)

Anonymous

I played video games with my boyfriend and now I’m smoking and going to bed happy 420🔥🧡🔥🧡🔥 10/10 bloody smiley spoon

M'aux Rob

I deliberately avoid updating my iphone model with the times and milk it as much as I can. But holy shit, every camera upgrade is TRULY worth the money. And so many magical dazzling new features that they just throw at you like a little prezzie??! Good for you. Feeling old because I have barely explored what mine can do. A good camera is straightforward tho. GIT those baking photos. We will probably play "crabbety crab" (where she and I speak in a monotone, walk sideways, and pinch while squatting---she stays in character as "baby crab")... I will re-unveil and unveil lots of bomb-ass stickers for her to put on my laptop. Some kawaii axolotls by a local tattoo artist, but new versions who can be in the axolotl family on my coffee table. We tend to chill. She has a princess week with a kickass nanny (not MY money! Just my child), always doing fantastic activities with her spiritual auntie and her wife, spiritual dad. Both Brazilian. My strengths come in handy w/ my 24-hour custody sesh. We talk in depth about shit. I teach her about esoteric or technical ideas. We play extremely funny games. I get frustrated because she won't let me poke my head out the door to secretly vape. We read lots of books and watch cartoons, eat cookies and pancakes....apples with crackers and cheese...it is a big fucking slumber party where we stay up too late and sometimes get each other out of sorts by being too crazy/silly/jazzed. SOOOO much cuddling and "love you" and kisses, too. I will DM a vid or two of her. Like I'm a grandma in a salon chair sliding through near-duplicate pics of an inert infant in a bathtub, trying to poop

Anonymous

8. I’m sitting on the couch drinking beer and watching tv, and just being lazy as fuck. I hope everybody has a great weekend!

Kevin Thoma

That looks so yummy. I finally got around to moving stuff to fit my Joel and Abby Last of Us 2 statues with the two Ellie ones I had. So I'm pretty excited about that.

V

I just watch people I like, it doesn't matter what they play or if they are in the "Just chatting" category. My top favorite people on twitch atm are Steve Zaragoza and Trisha Hershberger, both are from SourceFed. So, I'm excited for you to start streaming!!

Anonymous

Oh that's a 10/10. After work I went to the gym and got to end my night by watching Nerve. It was honestly a great way to end my day

Anonymous

Those look delicious. I get to work all weekend and my friend is visiting her family back home. I feel so lost with out her. At least there are homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies waiting at home

Anonymous

I think it was one of those movies that are so bad they are good situations if you like the idea of blood and Winnie the Pooh!

Anonymous

Spoon is a 10.