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Lapis' eye twitched as Peridot shifted about and made herself comfortable, the green gem plopped unceremoniously upon Lapis's rear.  The hefty blue gem wasn't going to pretend she was small by any means, but that didn't mean her ass should be a free-to-use seat!

"Onwards, my trusty blue steed!"  Peridot cackled, giving Lapis's ass a light smack.  The impact sent ripples through the wobbly blue derriere of the gem, and her lips curled into a frown.

"Don't think you can get away with this more than once, Peridot."  Lapis warned in an ominous deadpan.  She had to resist the urge to try and make Peridot the first gem to ever drown when she saw the shit-eating grin on the shorter gem's face.

"Oh?  What's the matter?"  Peridot cooed.  "Could it be that my delightfully plush and sturdy steed isn't a fan of being used as transport?"

Oh, she was gonna ruin this bitch.

"Strike one."  Lapis warned lowly.  The water kept within her gem and massive body stirred.