It’s Alexis’s Birthday! (Patreon)

I know she’s not the prettiest, funniest, or smartest…but it’s her birthday!

If you have a moment, leave a comment and tell her why you’re happy that the abortion didn’t take.

I actually gave her the log-in sh*t this time, but I didn’t tell her how to turn on her computer so…there’s a 50/50 chance she won’t see any of this!

Also, her Venmo is @alexisbevels, if you wanna spoil her a bit. She has no money bc she’s still learning her numbers.