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Dale is me if I ever met a Hololive talent

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Mitsuki Ayane

and this is where Dale died. ~<3

Diptych

Dale, I'm glad you're excited but you are looming over a stranger, shouting and holding a sword.

KevinR

There's a lot of lore to track, but I thought that Claire filled the spot created when Dale quit Coffee of Doom (#4628). Is there some other overlap?

Anonymous

Just as well Claire is moving to Cube Town. Otherwise things could get pretty awkward.

Carl Fink

I wonder if @Jeph Jacques himself might have encountered nearly this level of enthusiasm from a fan or two. I've never had the chance to meet our host, but I once annoyed Zach "SMBC" Weinersmith at a con. (Not on purpose, I was just trying to make a joke.) I know quite a few more prose writers. True but not important story: Neil Gaiman was the first person to follow me on Mastodon. (I also annoyed Brandon Sanderson at a con once, but I had the chance to apologize later and he was very cool.)

David

I think you might be right. I am lousy at remembering continuity, so I asked ChatGPT if they had ever worked there at the same time. This was the answer: "As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, Dale and Claire from the webcomic "Questionable Content" have not worked at Coffee of Doom at the same time. Dale worked at Coffee of Doom as a barista, while Claire worked at the Smif College library. However, please note that the webcomic may have progressed beyond my knowledge, and new developments may have occurred since then. I recommend checking the latest updates or consulting an up-to-date source for the most accurate information regarding the characters' storyline."

Dan Curtis

It is a true fear of mine that if I met someone who's work I enjoy, I would agitate them and live forever in their memory as an annoying person.

Bagge

you are making it a bit weird, yes Dale

Anonymous

"This is me if I ever met a Hololive talent" Dude, same. I've tried to get into some of the meet and greets they've held at conventions lately but luck hasn't been with me so far. Maybe one day I'll get the stutter like an idiot in front of one of the talents, lol.

Yelling Bird

Can May put me in a sleeper hold too please?

Anonymous

Seems like Dale could use a little bit of Marten’s trademarked Chill

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

In the newsletter that Hannelore wrote it shows that Dale quitted at the same time Claire started working at CoD. I dont think I’ve seen them interacting with one another ever.

Uniquitous

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Shane Wegner

"What's a 'La Vache'??" -King Arthur, Spamalot

Shane Wegner

"Rest in Deece" -May, (whispered into the ears of her victims as they lose consciousness)

Bill Silvia

Didn't Claire take his job when he quit though? Did he go back?

Anonymous

Dale somehow has less chill than Aurelia and Claire put together, and only marginally more than Clinton.

Thisguy

Eh, was only a matter of time before he clicked anyway. The family has a close resemblance, especially Claire with her hair. Makes me wonder if, being trans, Claire purposely models herself after her mother as her ‘original model’ of what a woman looks like. Do trans people often model themselves off of a family member of the same gender they are? Genuinely curious, apologies if offensive to ask.

Carl Fink

Clinton also looks almost exactly like Aurelia. One suspects there was a strong family resemblance pre-transition.

Anonymous

While we're on the subject - sort of - I'm a bit surprised that May hasn't gotten laid since acquiring her new body. One would think that would have been high on her post-makeover list.

Gabriel Burns

How do you know she hasn't? It just hasn't happened on screen. That would imply no major life events like the start of a new relationship, but we know she's into casual hook-ups, which may not be narratively relevant.

Chris Crowther

Although, iirc, the person she liked having casual hook ups with also ruled himself out on the grounds that he'd contributed a substantial sum to the "get May a new body" fund, in a example of personal growth for him...although I still think they deserve to fuck each others brains out.

YsabetJustYsabet

"Dale? Uh, Dale? --Okay, do we still have some tranq-darts left? Good..."

Daniel Drazen

The social equivalent of matter and antimatter coming in contact.

Leak

Dale has left the building...

Hugh Eckert

Marten, we need you to send off a packet of surplus chill to Dale, stat!

BrokenThyme

Dale's already carrying the mall-rat ninja sword, a sleeper hold might be the best thing for his ability to cope with things.

Dan Curtis

Dale is overstimulated and needs to go breath in a empty room for a bit.

Joe

put him in gaming room #4 & he can sleep it off.

Anonymous

Um, Claire and her mom look practically identical. Surely he could have figured that out by himself.

Anonymous

the sleeper hold is no more