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Good Signal (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-25 02:08:19
Imported:
2023-01

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Yelling Bird

If I had a nickel for every time some random dude tricked me into patting his ass I'd have a shitload of nickels.

Opus the Poet

Interestingly enough I have never been asked to slap a random dude's butt. I have, however, been asked to slap a random woman's butt while waiting for a train.

KSib

Marten is hyper chill about this whole thing

Anonymous
>>100345551

See, I thought you'd use the "...I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice" punchline.

Shane Wegner

I feel like a slide whistle is involved with data collection.

Anonymous
>>100347754

"Butts to slap in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train, feeling nearly faded as my jeans..."

Thisguy
>>100347897

Marten is a chill master. It’s why he works so well with Claire. They balance each other out.

Bagge

Butt science

Yelling Bird
>>100345551

Joseph Cotton, oh lord no. Two times is WAY in the rear-view mirror at this point.

Richard Bennett

FINALLY the vapour deposition reference I've been waiting for

Chris Crowther

Should probably keep your to-be-step-sister away from him too. Pretty sure the idea of smacking sensor butt would have her die from giggling.

Opus the Poet

You don't have to list Beta testers in a paper.

Forgettable

I'm making the choice to pronounce that name like scythe, but with an M sound. They were named after the act of smaking someone with the flat of a scythe blade.

Matt Pedone

So, Cubetown has a great job for Claire, a perfect department for Pintsize. All we need now is for Marten to stumble into the "play your guitar all day with no real purpose" department, and they'll be all set!

Mad Marie
>>100345551

That sounds like a rather inefficient method of packaging coinage.

Mad Marie
>>100345551

…and now I have the mental image of an AI sitting on top of a coin sorting machine with their pants down, reading a magazine…

Temperjoke

The entire polycule could probably find a home in Cubetown it sounds like.

Miyaa
>>100359518

Wondering if Marten has to prove he does like Nickleback in order to stay in Canada as a guitarist?

Jax
>>100359518

He'll just Strum along until he Clashes with someone.

Forgettable
>>100356394

Specifically, that's the RP pronunciation. Cockney and the north say "smeeth"

Opus the Poet
>>100347754

The woman, extolling the virtues of "her fine ass", and yes she referred to herself in the third person. That was what made me remember her specifically because I have also been asked to slap a woman's butt in a bar as part of the stage show but I don't remember anything about that incident beyond it was in a bar, and she was part of the show. What year, city and the race of the woman are all vanished into the mists of time. The woman who asked me while I was waiting for the train was September of 2017, it was hot for September and the sun was bright, it was early afternoon at the Downtown Plano DART station, the woman was Latina, and wearing black satin skintight pants and a white croptop, and did have a "fine ass". We were headed towards Dallas, I was transferring to the Blue Line for Garland and I got off before she did. Alcohol may have been involved for her but not for me.

Drazi
>>100345551

You really should look up the Ass Pennies skit.

William Cole
>>100366160

Is that how we're referring to the entire QC cast now? Guess it was inevitable.

Anonymous

that is how it works, right up until I accidentally piss people off by killing them with the ebony mail........