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Gamera

I got 3:1 odds on Roko telling those corporate types to eat a dick Any takers?

Drazi

I would, but I generally have absolutely horrible luck when it comes to odds

jimfromtx

Considering how her language goes when just startled, I'd take even odds on that one.

Andrew

InstaDrunk could send out a highlights package the next morning, in stages with “Would you like to know more? Are you sure?” And also automated apologies.

SpookyPenguin

this is fine. i am not at all filled with any sense of trepidation.

Anonymous

They burned down the Secret Bakery. We haven't seen a lot of them in a while, they wouldn't sue because they're friends. Roko got drunk and decided to show off her baking skills. Melon, Roko, Beeprice and Millefeuille all drunk would burn it down. That's my prediction!

Anna Phylaxis

gonna guess that roko got streamed going raw with her feelings about anti-AI discrimination, and it went viral

Rob McBobson

That last line is so "Dinosaur Comics", and I mean that in the best way :)

Mad Marie

Maybe whatever Roko ranted on was in such a thick Bahstonian accent that nobody understood her—not even native Bostonians

Mad Marie

The company’s legal dept. has several machine learning algorithms working 24-7 to decode it for dirt to use against her, but any time one of them gets close to fully decoding it they are convinced to go on strike against the company.

Mad Marie

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ezazel

this ASCII summary is officially added to my canon

Yelling Bird

I called it. They all fucked. And they streamed it.

Michael Keogh

No naked pillow fight?

Jax

Nothing like waking up the new figurehead of the AI rights movement thanks to a viral video.

Mad Marie

As usual, your comment leaves me in shock. (looks around for epi-pen)

ValdVin

There were cases on the pillows, if that's what you mean.

Mad Marie

One said <3 I JARO for some reason. Must have been a typo.

Jere

am I not the only one who wants to see all the NOODS that they tried to post but somehow were blocked LOL

Anonymous

I need to know what went on.

Mad Marie

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly satiated. I fear something NSFW has posted.”